"Is She Hot?"

That's THE question you guys always ask before meeting a girl. (I am sure you ladies can relate) Don't know what I am talking about?  Here is an example:

Me: "My girl friend from Cali is visiting this weekend. Let's all go out on Fri night."
My guy friend: "Ok, is she hot?"

What I don't understand is why you guys always ask that.  If she weren't hot, you wouldn't be interested.  If she were hot, you don't stand a chance anyways, cuz men are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken.  So why even bother to ask?

I am CONVINCED!!!

That guys are DELUSIONAL!!!  Why you ask?  Some of my recent conversations with various members of the opposite sex:

Me: Are you tall?
Mr.X: Yeah... But I guess that depends on your definition of "tall".
Me: How tall are you?
Mr.X: 5'7
Me: ...........

Me: What's your body type?
        a. slim/slender
        b. medium built
        c. more to love
        d. athletic/muscular
Mr.Y: b.medium built
Me: How tall are you?
Mr.Y: 5'9
Me: And how much do you weigh?
Mr.Y: 185

Sometimes I wonder if I am the one who's delusional.... Is 5'7 really considered tall?  Or is 185 at 5'9 considered medium built?  There is nothing wrong with being a certain height or weight.  Why do guys always try to cover things up at first?  Just come out and say it, damn it   

One Fatal Flaw

Why is it that every guy I meet always has that one fatal flaw?  Do you ladies have that problem too?  Sometimes he is career-oriented, good looking, tall, and single, but has no personality.  Other times, he is career-oriented, good looking, tall, and interesting, but is commitment-phobic.  There is always that one last element which always seems to be missing... 

Korean Men Phenomenon

It's been a long time since my last entry.  Being the over-worked under-paid corporate slave, I am not surprised...  Lately, I've been experiencing a Korean-Men-Phenomenon.  For the past couple of months, I've been meeting nothing but Korean guys.  It's almost as if I have "Korean guys wanted" written on my forehead.  And I thought 1 outta 4 people in this world is Chinese...    I wonder why...

Weird Rituals

First thing first, I must say, I am quite amused.  So now I have an unfriendly stalker and a friendly stalker. This is getting good.

On a different note, I was watching this program on the National Geographic Channel.  I saw this shot of a shark biting another shark.  My first thought? "Wow, I can't believe this shark is gonna eat the other one up."  But little did I know, I wasn't even close.  It turns out that they were just having sex...   Yeah, exactly my thought...